Friday, July 19, 2013

Barack Shepard


I know what you're thinking, Barack Obama is the closest thing the real world has to an actual Commander Shepard. Savior of the galaxy, humanity's last hope, uses his machismo to appeal to other cultures and bridge us as a species. Yep. Obviously, somebody else thought the same exact thing and made a Commander Shepard that looks just like our beloved B-Rock. Doesn't it just feel natural? Also, I had never noticed just how similar The Illusive Man and Mitt Romney look. Interesting. 


What an evil son of a bitch.


If Barack Obama had been Commander Shepard, then there would have been no need for Mass Effect 3, he would have wrapped it all up nicely with just two terms. Is there anyone else that would do as good a job as Obama? Anyone?

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