Thursday, November 14, 2013

Best Website Ever

Ever since discovering Jesus-is-lord.com I have spent hours reading it. I have combed through every paragraph, clicked every link, absolutely swallowing the information contained within. This website is a fiery, pro-Jesus love affair that screams in capitol letters about the immeasurable suffering us sinners will experience after our natural deaths. It is written by a very angry, very devout, and very uneducated Christian, who gets mad about something, sits in front of their desk, (which Im assuming is shaped like a fish), hits the caps lock and starts preaching. I absolutely adore this shit.



Click the link, relax, and enjoy such pictures as the one above, taken directly from this lepton's big Bohemian Grove conspiracy page! You'll learn everything you need to know about how Jesus haters love to have anal sex and sacrifice children to our Satanic masters. Not interested in another Bohemian Grove conspiracy theory? How about a full page about how Catholics are as bad as cannibals? Perhaps you'd enjoy learning about homosexuals' inability to feel true love? It's all there, and if you don't have the time to click every link on the site, (you should really make the time), then here are some wonderful excerpts that I found, and would like to share with you.

WARNING TO CHRISTIANS-- The American school system (public, private, and "Christian") is dangerous. Combine this with the television and you will understand why the children are turning out deficient and full of problems--physical, mental, and spiritual. There are reasons the school system is failing and turning out sots (dull heads), rebels, whoremongers, and freaks--it is by design. Americans were once a strong, independent, rugged, innovative, productive, freedom-loving people. But now look, we are at the bottom of the barrel dependent on someone else for every morsel of food that we eat--let the grocery stores close down and see what happens across this land. Through "progressive" education (progressing toward what?) we have been turned inside out. Americans were in an uproar when the progressives first tried to implement compulsory schooling at the turn of the twentieth century. But now look. We kick our children out the door at five years old (and earlier if Mother works) into "kindergarten". Christians did not belong in the school system in the first place (Deuteronomy 6:6-9)--may the true disciples bail out of that sinking ship and exchange it for a sanctified homeschool under a Biblical Scholarship.

Today, many, many women are entering pulpits, ruling churches, and speaking during the church services (giving announcements, etc.)--this is wrong. Women are to keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak (reference I Corinthians 14:34). No woman should be called pastor, reverend, Adult Sunday School teacher, etc. Even if they have a question, they are to ask their husbands at home for it is a shame for women to speak in the church (reference I Corinthians 14:35). And yet we also learn from the scriptures that daughters are to serve the Lord (there are a diversity of gifts, all to be used decently and in order.).

Atheism, according to Webster's New World Dictionary, is, "the belief that there is no God, or denial that God or gods exist. . An atheist, therefore, is a person who believes that there is no God. But what does the Bible say?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.
PSALMS XIV:I
Atheism is a belief system that ardently denies the existence of God. The Bible teaches that it is the the fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Many atheists spend much time and effort attempting to "disprove" that God exists. According to Romans chapter 1 they know that He exists, but they want to control their own lives and not submit to the Lord. They are actually rather tragic figures just like any other unsaved individual. It is hard to live out their atheism--if they did, they'd actually be considered crazy like O'Hair (a famous atheist) was (read more about her in this article).
The atheist's RELIGION (which is simply a system of beliefs based on a philosophy) of atheism is simply a way to try to block out and override the truth so that they can do what they feel like doing--the old ostrich-head-in-the-sand technique:
If you try to tell them the truth, they say "Shut up!"
stick their heads in the ground and shout--
"There's nobody there,
there's nobody there,
there's nobody there, I tell you!
See, I can't see them!"
Well, atheist reader, Somebody is there and His truth has stood from the beginning of time and will continue for all eternity. God is not dependent on you in any way. Blasphemies, wars, famines, and political appointments come and go, but when the dust settles, there is the word of God and His holy child, Jesus--and there is nothing that you can do about it but breathe out hot air. You will humble yourself before the Lord Jesus Christ or you will beground to powder (ref. Matthew 21:44; Luke 20:18).
And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.
--Jesus Christ
Matthew 21:44
Most atheists have what I call the Don Quixote Syndrome. Let me explain. Cervantes wrote a book about Don Quixote a long time ago. Don Quixote would attack windmills as if they were his enemies. Of course a windmill is nobody's enemy. If what the atheist believes is REALLY his belief, then he would leave people like me alone. After all, if God did not exist, He and His followers would be no enemy to the atheist. We'd just be deluded people. Therefore IF the atheist REALLY believes there is no God and he attacks a Christian, then he has the Don Quixote Syndrome because the Christian is not his enemy. Nevertheless, God is real and THAT is why atheists have all these organizations and debates to "prove" that God does not exist. Atheist reader, if you would just be true to what you purport to believe, then you wouldn't have the Don Quixote Syndrome.
My old pastor once ministered to an old atheist who had been a card-carrying atheist for decades--but as he laid on his death bed, he wanted a pastor. I don't know if he got saved or not. When it is time to die, many atheists are understandably uneasy and those that are not should be terrified.
There is hope for the atheist. He can be saved. In fact, there are plenty of atheists that have come to Jesus Christ. I refuse to argue with them, but will answer honest questions. Unfortunately, many atheists ignorantly say hard things against the Lord Jesus Christ and His people. Don't let fancy titles andbig words shake your faith in the One who holds your eternal destiny.
Think about this: What does the atheist have to offer anybody? Eternal life? Spiritual comfort? Love? Kindness? Comfort in the midnight hour when no one is around? No, none of these. He has nothing to offer you but blasphemy, hell fire and the wrath of God. The atheist will tell you fabulous fairy taleslike
you were spontaneously generated from a rock,
a monkey is your daddy,
a fish is your cousin,
you have no hope,
you should just live for today,
when you're dead, you're dead.
If you follow their ignorant advice and die without Christ, you WILL forever regret it and you will remember that someone told you the truth and you scoffed.
Atheists try their hardest to argue a self-evident fact--God is real. You cannot look on His creation and its ways and honestly deny it. I won't argue that 2+2=4 and I won't argue that God exists. An atheist once wrote and said, "2+2 is not necessarily 4". Well, write any other number on your math test and see if you get it right.
The bottom line is that atheism is a false belief system composed of fools--it is not new--the Bible told us about atheism thousands of years ago. It seems that these people have told themselves (or been taught) a lie so many times that they begin to believe it's true

Isn't it great? I'll stop ironically loving it (like a hipster) for a sec, and ask a couple of very serious questions here. The entire point of a website like this is to convert the unbelievers, which I'm sure is a noble cause in the author's mind, but what I take offense with is the method of conversion. I'm an atheist, and by definition, it's a conclusion arrived at by way of logic, and lack of holy proof. If you want an atheist to take your message seriously, then citing the bible as your only source of evidence is a waste of your time, and of mine. Non-Christians do not believe in the Bible.
I need more. If Jesus is real, then show me. If hell is real, show me. You don't have to point to it, or hand me a polaroid, but for fuck's sake, give me some sliver of something that isn't quoted from the 1611 version of a book that's sadly trying to grasp a convoluted message given centuries before. I think the bible is nonsense, so, if I am to believe in your universe magician, I need a source other than that one book. Science has lots of books, written by scientists, who tested things, with science.
The real truth here, is that the bible is so often used as a source of Christian information, because it is the only source of Christian information. There isn't anything else. You can't convert non-believers with the bible, and if the bible is the only item you can use to do so, then maybe you should stop trying. At the very least, stop citing quotes from that book as fact, and just give us your opinion. Very, very big difference. 








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