Black Flag: 6 Hours In

I have a lot of games I need to play, and they are all piling up because I can't put Assassin's Creed Black Flag down. The original Assassin's Creed made me ignore the franchise altogether for a while, and then Assassin's Creed 2 changed my mind. This game though, might be one of the best adventure games that I have ever played. I'm 6 hours in, just leaving Nassau for the first time, and holy shit is this game good. 

The sailing in the game reminds me of Wind Waker more than I thought it would, just on a grand scale. Sailing is difficult, especially in the middle of the fight, which makes the scuffles that you do pull off pretty exhilarating. Circle a military ship, pelting it with cannons, keeping them close so it can't ram you, all the while keeping an eye on the tidal wave a mile out and the rock formation you're drifting towards. I love the naval stuff in this game, it's done so well, and with a million ship upgrades to get, you actually want to engage in huge sea battles to plunder needed materials.

So far, Stede Bonnet is my favorite character. His voice actor is James Bachman, a British comedian that I've been a fan of for some time. Black Flag is his first video game role, and if you like the IT Crowd, then you should recognize his voice fairly quickly. All of the characters that I've encountered so far are great, I'm impressed with the dialogue. I usually find pirate-y things annoying, because of all the cliche yarrs and arrgs, but the developers showed a little maturity here, and I appreciate that.

The sci-fi aspect of this Assassin's Creed is fascinating to me. You work for Abstergo Entertainment, digging through the pirate memories of Edward, spending the 9-5 workday inside an Animus. This company records your experience, packaging and selling it to the masses. Real interactive history as entertainment. It's interesting, especially when your boss wants you to start moving dates and times around because it would make things more exciting for the consumer. Changing real history to make it more enjoyable to learn about. I'm anticipating where this will go next.

Best Christmas Ever

Oliver got a lot of loot yesterday. I had a lot of things to build, a lot of batteries to load and stickers to apply. It was the best Christmas ever, and with another on the way, I am already excited about the next one.

I just wanted to put up a couple pictures from the big day before I rush off to work. 

Oliver's Christmas

This is going to be Oliver's last Christmas as an only child, so Stephanie and I wanted to make it extra special for him this year. He wrote Santa a list (his first Christmas list!) and we took it to Toys R Us.

-Red bike

-roller skates

-My Little Ponies toys

-cars

-marbles

-fruit popper

-specific train set

-robot dog

With this very unique list of items, Stephanie and I stalked the not-as-busy-as-we-thought toy store, throwing cool shit in our cart. It was a lot of fun, and something I'm definitely looking forward to doing every year. Parents have just as much fun as the kids do, planning and wrapping, trying to make the best day they can for their kids. Oliver is getting everything on his list, except for that fucking fruit popper, and even more presents that he didn't even know he wanted. 

I got to put his new bike together, and I'm going to slap a big bow on it and hide it behind the tree. I got to shop for Christmas toys with a large budget that I didn't have to stress over. I get to read Santa Claus books, and watch Frosty the Snowman with a 3 year old who adores Christmas. I get to be a parent with someone who demands we not buy each other presents, but instead focus on our son, because she really understands what's important. Christmas is going to be a blast this year, and I just know that an hour after presents are opened, when Oliver is playing ponies and Steph is preg-napping, I'm going to relax and enjoy the quiet house with happy people in it. Stephanie and Oliver are my Christmas presents, and the two of them give me this feeling that I am really, really lucky, especially this time of year.

Elizabeth Warren

I like President Obama, but he isn't my favorite politician. I agree with him on most things, and I believe that he genuinely has a heart, but our disagreements, what we don't see eye to eye on, can get very frustrating sometimes. If I had it my way, Elizabeth Warren would be my president. I have never agreed with a politician more than Warren, and that's including my hero Jimmy Carter. 

It may be a little more subtle than the Republicans' current civil war, but there are opposing sides on the left. Obama and those who stick close to his side, the Centrists, have been at odds lately with newly defined liberal group, the Warrens. Elizabeth Warren's super-progressive ideas caused a lot of us to turn on our president recently when he decided to trim the growth of benefits payments in future years. Those of us who agree with Elizabeth Warren want to see a huge expansion in social security, not a trimming. There are those of us on the left that want the significance of credit scores greatly diminished, Obama has no opinion on that, but Warren just wrote a bill that bans the use of credit applications during the hiring process. One of the big accomplishments of Obama's presidency was Wall Street Reform, and while I wanted a lot more, I applauded that big first step that he made. Elizabeth Warren however, would have dropped a much bigger, much stricter version.

Whenever Massachusetts Senator Warren writes a bill, or speaks, it always has something to do with the following:

-Patience for our youth

-Empathy for the old

-Sympathy for the poor

-Justice for the wronged

I feel that my political life philosophy matches up with Warren's real world plan. Tax paying citizens get taken care of by the country they contributed to when they become elderly, children should not be punished or penalized for the decisions that their parents made, and all of us doing our best to achieve an equal playing field for us all to pursue opportunity from. If you haven't heard Warren speak or know what her philosophy is all about, I urge you to look into it. I feel like a dirty JoHo now, preaching the gospel of someone I like, but hey, sometimes, that's how good politics spread.

Elizabeth Warren writes credit rating bill

Big time groups become Warrens

5 Things I like About Dead Space 3

I wasn't being super nice yesterday when I talked about my Dead Space 3 experience, and I am enjoying the game, so I wanted to highlight 5 things that I do really like about DS3, even if I do feel that it's the weakest installment so far.

The N7 Suit

There's actually a few cool new suits in this one, like the First Contact suit that makes me feel like a space rapper, or the Witness suit covered in weird graffiti. But nothing beats the N7 suit that's modeled after Mass Effect's Commander Shepard. The only problem is that unlike 1 and 2, the suits in Dead Space 3 don't have any attributes, so, it really doesn't matter which one you wear, there isn't any stat difference between any of them. In Dead Space 1, you had to upgrade your suit, and when it was fully pimped, it was a very satisfying feeling, but the new N7 suit certainly looks cool.

Scavenger Bots

Searching for spare parts like scrap metal, tungsten ore, gel, and conductors to build your weapons is a new feature introduced in Dead Space 3 that makes me want to vomit, but it's made a little bearable with Scavenger Bots. You walk around with a sensor until it starts beeping and vibrating, then set down the bot, and he will get a bunch of supplies for you! It's always a nice feeling when you find an upgrade bench, and your bots wheel on over to unload their treasure. Now, for 5.00$ you can buy some DLC that increases their effectiveness instead of upgrading them someway in-game, which should be illegal.

Optional Missions

Dead Space has always had secret areas, but Dead Space 3 has secret missions. Little side quests, that you usually have to backtrack a little to accomplish, are the best part about exploring. These optional missions have their own contained stories, which are almost always written better than the main storyline is. Running back to an old abandoned armory to find new guns and kill everything inside is fun, and adds nice little breaks from the nonsensical main plot.

Human Enemies

This is the first game where uninfected humans pose a threat. You'd think I would hate this, because Dead Space 3 is about killing monster aliens, but these guys trying to kill me represent The Church of Unification. Religious fanatics? That means my bullets are individual little atheist protests, and I get to throw the middle finger up at Jesus every time I pull the trigger. Awesome.

The Drill Fight

About mid-way through the game, is a pretty cool Drill Room. The Drill Spins around on the ground, and you must avoid it while using stasis to slow it down. On top of that, Necromorphs drop in, and try to eat you. You have to sprint around the room, dodging the drill and killing aliens, until you do enough damage to the drill's core that it shuts off. The drill also kills the enemies too, making the entire ordeal very bloody, and very hectic.

Dead Space 3: 6 hours in

Dead Space 3 just isn't what I want it to be. I pine for the feeling that the original Dead Space gave me, that dread you feel when you realize that your character is all alone in the middle of outer space on a ship full of zombaliens. Dead Space 3 has none of that, in fact, there are a bunch of NPCs who never shut the fuck up, Issac himself talks as much as a teenager, and the entire game is built around co-op. CO-OP!!! A franchise that was originally advertised as a high-res Metroid experience is now being sold as a roller coaster co-op shooter. The game isn't terrible, it just isn't as good as the very first game, and I'm disappointed. 

Why all the changes? Did Dead Space 2 really do that poorly that Visceral felt the need to change absolutely everything for #3? Enemies drop scrap parts now, that you need to collect to build the guns you need. You don't unlock guns anymore, you build them yourself, and instead of it being a fun loot-fest, it feels like you're being taken advantage of as a player. Why do I need to memorize schematics and get frustrated when I can't find the extra tungsten I need to build a gun that I don't even know if I'll actually use? In Dead Space 1 and 2, you unlock a gun, and it's yours. All you need to worry about is collecting power nodes to upgrade them. Also, Power Nodes don't exist anymore, it's Tungsten Cores now, apparently, the entire universe has had a serious tech upgrade since 2.

I can bitch about the new weapon system or the constant NPC presence all day, but we all know the real problem with Dead Space is it's story. Now, yes, I haven't finished Dead Space 3 yet, so it may be unfair to slam the story, but look at how obviously bad the bad guy is. Look at him, he's introduced as your friend before he betrays you. Shocked?

Barack's December

I haven't been posting a lot of political stuff lately. For that I'm sorry, but I have been paying attention. Barack Obama's approval rating is at an all time low, and being such a fan of his, I've been listening to the country eviscerate him from so many different angles with sadness. Liberals seem to be mad that things aren't progressing enough, and Conservatives throw the world socialism around while choking on their own neck-fat. With America's faith in our government dwindling ever smaller, B-rock has done two things this month that have made me smile. A little.

The Volcker Rule is going into effect. Years ago, Barack passed Wall Street Reform, and the biggest piece of that, The Volcker Rule, finally starts doing the thing it was written to do. The Volcker Rule stops banks from gambling with our money. It was made a law after The Great Depression, and banks spent decades (along with obscene amounts of money) to repeal it. Now, their repeal has been.....repealed. Banks hate this, which means, as universal law, us citizens are benefiting. 

Also, Obama has struck a deal with Iran that will reduce the number of nukes they get to make in exchange for the loosening of trade sanctions. This is a big deal, because it takes the nuclear arsenal away from a very dangerous and unpredictable world power, while at the same time giving that country a chance to change it's splotchy image. It avoids war. There's also an even bigger silver lining here than just making nicey-nice with Iran, North Korea might be interested in something similar. War avoidance through handshakes and diplomacy. Who knew?

So while everyone else finds reasons to hate our leader, I want to be one of the few that says good job, there are at least a couple good things that are happening right now in the midst of all this nonsense. Now, lets just get this immigration reform done and we truly will have a great December.