Saturday, November 17, 2012

Game Dad: Thane Krios

First off, it has to be said, that Thane Krios is in actuality, a terrible father. If asked about it, Thane will spit a few paragraphs explaining why, but to sum it up, he abandoned his wife and baby son because he was too good of an assassin (really?). So, this is about how bad of a dad Thane is.

So Thane did the douchebag move that Superman and Andrew Ryan did when they learned that they were fathers. Leave. Thane uses the argument that he "didn't want my son to be lured down the same path I was", but it's a cop-out, and finally his guilt builds up inside and he intervenes in his son's life by throwing him in jail to save his life. Way to go dad!




Thane has Drell cancer, and is dying. He uses this to constantly get whatever his selfish heart wants, femshep in bed, or conning his son into forgiving him. For such a progressive sci-fi franchise, Mass Effect sure made some bad space assassins. Ride the bench Thane!

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